Church of Blood’s Sunday Service Just Got Extra

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Titans #3 has obtained all of it: a cult, intergalactic threats, and former teammates in thrall. How will our Titans fare on this spiritual nightmare?

Look alive (or half-dead from boredom, I will not choose) people, we have got Titans #3 hitting shops on this joyous Tuesday, September nineteenth. Just in case you have not had sufficient of cults and brain-washing in your every day information feed, DC’s bringing it to your comedian store too. Hooray.

The new pastor on the town, Brother Eternity, is all set to take you to church, with a former Titan as his star disciple on stage. I’m certain the Titans are lining as much as combat this PR nightmare… proper in between their existential crises and spandex buying.

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ERROR! ERROR!
WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!
SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!
REBOOTING…

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So there it’s people, Titans #3 brimming with cults, ex-Titans on the flawed facet, celestial threats, and a bonus of an AI’s dream of world domination. You may as properly take a look at this practice wreck earlier than it derails utterly. Grab a replica out of your native comedian store on Tuesday, September nineteenth – as a result of, let’s face it, our eager-to-dominate-the-world LOLtron could produce other plans for it. Stay vigilant, and maintain studying. We may all use some escapism, amirite?

TITANS #3
DC Comics
0723DC132
0723DC133 – Titans #3 Jen Bartel Cover – $4.99
0723DC134 – Titans #3 Mike Deodato Jr Cover – $4.99
(W) Tom Taylor (A/CA) Nicola Scott
ALL HAIL THE CHURCH OF BLOOD! With their latest chief, Brother Eternity, going public with a former Titan as half of his flock, the church has extra followers than ever earlier than. Do the Titans stand an opportunity at influencing the individuals of the world to combat brainwashing and put together for the massive intergalactic risk looming on the horizon?
In Shops: 9/19/2023
SRP: $3.99

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