This week is the finale for the Real Housewives of Miami with an episode titled “Melting Pot Meltdown.” Will Guerdy be capable of “Guerdify” this group and do a friendship makeover between Adriana and Alexia? Grab a skewer, and let’s dip into the drama, lets?
Lisa is defending her journey to NYC to Marina by saying it was for beauty veneers dental work. She can’t perceive why Lenny would spin that in a different way to his mother. Marina acts like all Lenny was doing on social media was sending d*ck pics harmless messages. Lisa has been monitoring Lenny’s cellphone for a while, and he has been flirtatious with the side-piece and different ladies. Marina instructed Lenny that Lisa is so depressed. Lisa feels alone since Marina is sort of a mother to her. She moved to Miami to be with Lenny, and her life has been turned the wrong way up.
Larsa meets up with Guerdy, who seems fairly on this scene. She says that they had a good time on the caviar social gathering. Guerdy feels that Adriana is having a breakdown and can’t discover her footing. She is assured her social gathering will assist this group. Larsa claims that Alexia and Marysol are usually not able to see Adriana, and I feel she is having fun with that there’s a divide within the group.
Adriana is assembly up with a neighborhood favourite, Emilio Estefan. He was previously within the Miami Sound Machine and has been working as a music producer since then. Fun reality: Emilio has been married to Gloria Estefan for the final 45 years, and so they dwell on Star Island together with the Hochsteins. Is Adriana channeling Minnie Pearl from Hee-Haw (I do know, I’m courting myself with this comparability) in her ITM? All she wants so as to add is the worth tag hanging off of her hat! Emilio wrote a demo for Adriana, and the lyrics appear to be becoming for her.
Lisa, who’s taking part in along with her lovable children, has Marysol and Alexia over. They go into her wine suite, and so they get the choose of the “chiller” with no concern over Lenny’s particular assortment. Lisa mentions he normally comes over at 5:30 p.m., however he is not going to be coming over since they’re there. She shares that Adriana’s video launch social gathering was superior. Lisa desires to assist Adriana treatment this example. Alexia thinks Adriana has gone too far and isn’t interested by fixing their relationship.
Julia and Martina are going to a restaurant, and they’re having a night with no canines and parrots. She shares that she might be modeling for a well-known designer. Martina and Julia appear to have discovered their groove once more. She thinks that Julia seems very kissable along with her make-up. Martina is so excited to partake that she contemplates leaving now for some horny time. Martina acknowledges that you’ll do something for love when the problem of adoption comes up. It could be very unhappy to know that Martina is now coping with some severe well being points 😢.
Nicole has her dad Mike over to take a seat down with therapist pal Lisa. Mike claims he behaved on the engagement social gathering, and he admits he is usually a handful. Nicole surmises that he has by no means needed to be accountable as a result of he’s the person of the home. Mike does issues his method identical to Frank Sinatra. Lisa concludes that Mike has by no means been held accountable for his actions. He has not apologized for not being there and hurting her. Mike is unapologetically himself till he shares a tragic story. Nicole was hit by a automobile whereas below his care. Mike will get emotional since he clearly feels dangerous and thought stepping away was higher for his household. Nicole can now let go of her anger since she thought he was abandoning her. She seems like she missed a lot due to her resentment. Nicole decides that they should spend extra time collectively and make up for misplaced time.
Alexia is cooking some scrumptious Cuban meals for Frankie, and this scene is making me hungry. Frankie has been getting extra impartial and is studying tips on how to look after himself. Alexia is reluctant to let go since Cuban mothers have the propensity to be helicopter mothers. That is a few reality there since they like to coddle their boys particularly!
Pedro — Alexia’s former Cuban Cowboy — and Peter meet up for a barbecue. He asks Peter to assist with Alexia’s salon. Pedro desires to assist take some stress off Alexia’s again. Peter talks about his girlfriend, who he was accused of home violence in opposition to. They have stayed collectively regardless of Alexia’s issues. Pedro commiserates along with his son since he needed to cope with Alexia’s mother who didn’t need him so far her. Peter desires to maneuver to Puerto Rico so he can dwell his life on the sting with out Alexia’s interference.
We are actually at Guerdy’s social gathering, and she or he has created a stupendous social gathering on the Miami Melting Pot restaurant. Guerdy hopes she is just not going to remorse this. Julia is carrying a mint inexperienced costume, which is gorgeous on her. Marysol and Alexia are within the automobile headed there and they’re apprehensive about going. She prefers to deal with the supply of cocktails as a substitute of meals.
Adriana arrives, and manufacturing likes to zoom to her toes, displaying she is carrying heels. It looks like the colour scheme for the social gathering is the colours of sherbert, which is so Miami! Guerdy even has their drinks able to go together with a cocktail dispenser for every girl with their favourite drinks. Larsa begins blowing smoke up Adriana’s a*s like she did for years for Kim Okay., and she or he is consuming up the validation. Nicole thinks she made the remark out of desperation for consideration, which she wished when she was squeakily wheeled into the lodge room.
Adriana greets each Marysol and Alexia. Marysol needs Adriana didn’t method her when she doesn’t have a buzz from a cocktail. Alexia is just not keen to offer Adriana consideration since she has children who legit want the eye.
The women discover that Julia has misplaced weight, and she or he attributes it to consuming quail eggs. In her ITM, Kiki hilariously thinks that Julia mentioned she eats the “quail’s legs” as a substitute of eggs. Alexia tells Adriana she loves her track, however she nonetheless hates her. Kiki is distracted by the smoke and lights popping out of the ground and checks between her legs to see whether it is coming from her vagina! #makekikifulltimeHW
Guerdy opens the ground to let Adriana know that she is not going to (however Larsa and Marysol will) kick her when she is down, and she or he desires her to be weak. Adriana lets Alexia know she is sorry and that what she mentioned was very incorrect. She lets her know she loves her kids and has loved their lengthy friendship, and she or he didn’t imply to harm her. Adriana tells Alexia, “I love everything that you represent. As a mother, your strength and resilience always inspired me.” Alexia tells her that “I struggle with Frankie’s accident every single day.” She then tells her, “I want to believe you, but actions speak louder than words.”
Adriana ought to have let her know that she was going by a tough patch, and she or he would have been there for her. She lets them know that she goes by a darkish interval. Adriana lets Marysol know that she is sorry she talked about her ex, however she was simply attempting to let her know that she had her again. She is mendacity her inflated a*s off proper now!
Julia is attempting to remain out of it, however she doesn’t like how her BFF Adriana is their punching bag. Lisa then interjects and tells them that she has appreciated all of them and trusts them. She desires them to know Adriana has a very good coronary heart and is genuinely sorry. Lisa is aware of her scenario has been exhausting for all of them to take heed to. She is so grateful for all of them and believes all the things occurs for a purpose. Alexia is just not able to make peace — she desires to see actions. Marysol doesn’t need something from Adriana, and she or he is clearly not keen to be her pal. Guerdy decides to take a bunch picture, and we get our ending notes:
Adriana’s friendship with Alexia and Marysol continues to be off-key, however her music profession is a bit brighter after recording a track with Emilio.
Marysol making a cocktail line with a well-known Miami-born celeb???
Guerdy took a household trip to New York and truly was current with none cellphone interruptions.
Julia and Martina spent the summer season rekindling their relationship by backpacking by Europe. Sadly, in January 2023, Martina introduced she was identified with stage one throat and breast most cancers.
Alexia and Todd lastly had their fairy story honeymoon in Greece, which Peter ended up crashing. Peter is newly single, which is nice information for the previous girlfriend.
Larsa is lastly proudly owning as much as courting Marcus Jordan and made their relationship Instagram official.
Nicole and Anthony received the right supply for $44 million {dollars} from Jeff Bezos’s mom — however they nonetheless need to pay for Prime membership.
Lisa’s relationship with Lenny grows extra complicated as divorce proceedings proceed. She did conform to co-host Lenny’s annual Halloween social gathering. Lisa is studying one thing on her cellphone and tells the producer she noticed an article claiming she was romancing two males on the Halloween bash. She calls Lenny and tells him to cease attempting to embarrass her. Lisa felt the social gathering was pressured on her, and he needed to ship his girlfriend off as a result of she received a restraining order in opposition to Lisa. She tells Lenny that he behaved like a pig at this social gathering, and that’s most likely the final time we’ll hear Lenny’s voice on RHOM…
This season of RHOM was the most effective one but, and I’m so glad Peacock picked it up final yr. We have the reunion arising subsequent week which, must be fairly spicy. I hope everybody has a terrific Thursday, and I’ll see you all for the LAST Reunion episode for Potomac!
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