Bam Margera Introduces His New Girlfriend – While Cruelly Shading The Mother Of His Child!

Well, that is simply pointless.

Bam Margera has lastly, formally launched his Instagram followers to the brand new girlfriend we’ve heard a lot about. But he did so in a manner that, reasonably than simply gush about his new love, actually serves to trash his ex.

The Jackass alum has posted a pic with Jessica earlier than, because it seems, however by no means recognized her because the GF we’ve been listening to about in current information tales. On Friday, although, he put up a publish bragging about how good she is, exhibiting the pair visiting The Andrew Wyeth Studio in Pennsylvania. In the picture, the brand new couple stand in entrance of a replica of Wyeth’s most well-known portray, Christina’s World, a masterpiece at conveying the sensation of seemingly insurmountable private struggles and anxieties.

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But Bam remains to be very a lot dwelling in his personal world the place, in an effort to construct up his new gal he has to tear down the final one. He writes:

“To sum up more s**t, for once I am not dating a hot dog strutting floozy, I met her at Glasgow, Scotland university and she has a degree in criminology.”

A “hot dog strutting floozy”? That’s what he thinks of Nikki Boyd after all of the years they have been collectively? The mom of his youngster? Oof. Gross.

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Look, we’re glad gurl has a school diploma, however how is it probably essential to distinction her to your ex, man? So merciless and uncalled for…

We hope Jessica sees what she’s moving into — as a result of the way in which a person treats his ex is a good indicator of how he’s ultimately going to deal with the subsequent one. And on this case that’s not so spectacular.

Speaking of pink flags, word how he mentions getting “Donald Trump‘s impeachment lawyer” working for him? We’ll breeze by how sketchy that makes him look and deal with what he wanted the illustration for. See, he turned himself in on Thursday after his brother claimed he was on the run with Jessica and her daughter — and utilizing meth. We’re completely satisfied he seems to be on the correct facet of the legislation for now. Hopefully his new gal’s criminology diploma will assist him in his personal seemingly insurmountable private battle staying on the straight and slim.

What do YOU consider Bam’s introduction to his new girlfriend??

[Image via Bam Margera/Nikki Boyd/Instagram.]