Adult Store Shopper Tries to Steal 30-Inch Dildo, Caught on Camera

The larger the intercourse toy, the larger the rating for an alleged shoplifter — or not less than that seems to be what this particular person was considering, trying the ol’ 5-finger low cost on a 30-inch tall dildo!

Surveillance footage at famed grownup retailer Circus of Books in West Hollywood exhibits the not-so-smooth shopper snatch the large intercourse toy off a show desk, tuck it beneath their arm and stroll proper out the entrance door.

We gotta think about this dangerous boy is just for present, and never a lot practical as a result of it is greater than 2′ tall and retails for nearly $700.

In the video — obtained by WEHO Times — you see the cashier spring into motion as quickly as they discover the phallus heist taking place.

The cashier runs out from behind the counter and goes after the particular person. The video then cuts to the cashier carrying the 30″ dildo again into the shop, returning it to the show desk … reverse yet one more outsized toy. Caper foiled!!!

We’ve seen related incidents earlier than … through the pandemic, cops acquired concerned after a person was seen on video swiping a 3-foot dildo from a intercourse store in Las Vegas.