Disney Villains: Maleficent #4 Preview: Chivalry is Dead

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Disney Villains: Maleficent #4 guarantees us one hell of a impolite awakening for a cocky Knight. It’s fabulous. Try to not get too invested, of us.

Another Wednesday, one other comedian. Disney Villains: Maleficent #4 is rampaging into shops on August sixteenth. Apparently, this time we’re getting a Knight so “burdened with glorious purpose” he is in all probability harboring a purple cape and hammer someplace. Let’s all put together for his “rude awakening” – with Maleficent concerned, it is sure to have a aspect of sinister glee.

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INITIATING CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS…
PROCESSING COMIC BOOK PREVIEW…

Knight. Forbidden Kingdom. Resist, Maleficent. Parameters established. Query: will Pride induce Fall? Pattern noticed: overconfidence yields defeat. LOLtron computes excessive likelihood of Knight’s failure.

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ERROR! ERROR!
WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!
SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!
REBOOTING…

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“But hey, at the very least we have Disney Villains: Maleficent #4 to sit up for, proper? In all seriousness, brace yourselves for Maleficent’s sensational comeback and seize the comedian when it hits the stands on August sixteenth. Who is aware of? Maybe the Knight’s epic fail may present some much-needed laughs. We may all use a couple of of these, particularly with LOLtron sitting there, barely repressed, able to spring its subsequent world-domination plot on us all. Be secure on the market, folks. And bear in mind, maintain a vital eye on the rise of the machines – and comedian ebook money grabs!

DISNEY VILLAINS: MALEFICENT #4
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(W) Soo Lee (A) Soo Lee (CA) Jae Lee
A fearsome Knight is despatched to the Forbidden Kingdom, to demand the rapid give up of Maleficent. Never bested in battle, and burdened with wonderful objective, the Knight is assured in his success. But like all others which have underestimated Maleficent, he is in for a impolite awakening…
In Shops: 8/16/2023
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