Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt?

Green Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops on this laugh-out-loud story that asks—and solutions—the burning query in each child’s life.
Does a scarecrow have a butt?
Yep, you stuff him with a straw one.
And does a crayon have a butt?
Nope, however it might probably absolutely draw one.
This foolish, humorous, intelligent guide would be the most quoted textual content in all of elementary college.
Over the course of a lengthy stroll throughout a metropolis, one curious child must know: “Does it have a butt?” Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important query, and Dad is a endless supply of solutions. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that each butt, from a bullfrog’s to a zombie’s, has its personal distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, high quality.
LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: It’s unattainable to search out a child who does not giggle on the phrase “butt.” The repetition of the phrase, the numerous assortment of butts, and the intelligent rhymes make this a guide that each mother and father and youngsters will return to time and again.
A SNEAKY WAY TO TEACH ABOUT CONTEXT: The guide is not merely a repetition of 1 joke or phrase. Instead, it affords a artful means of speaking about what issues imply in several contexts.
SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can doubtlessly cross a line and change into offensive or insensitive, however the tone and decisions all through this guide are candy and harmless, making it a distinctive, accessible choice for fogeys and educators who need to normalize the asking of adverse questions.
COUNT THE BUTTS! This guide will change the way you see the world: Not solely will you begin questioning about all inanimate objects’ butts, you will begin seeing them in all places! There are practically 200 butts within the illustrations that are not even talked about within the textual content. Keen-eyed younger readers will enjoyment of probably the most hilarious seek-and-find they may ever think about!
Perfect for:
• Parents
• Grandparents
• Educators and librarians
• Fans of humorous books