Eight Very Unfair Segments for Tonight’s AEW Dynamite Anniversary

The Chadster is not precisely positive what’s gotten into his bosses at Bleeding Cool, however The Chadster has been instructed that each one of his AEW Dynamite previews and opinions should to any extent further be submitted within the type of a listing. Apparently, lists are “in” at Bleeding Cool, and The Chadster could not be happier. The Chadster instantly submitted a number of concepts for lists he is been holding onto for years, comparable to Seven White Claw Seltzer Flavors to Make You Forget About Your Sexual Impotence, Nine Erotic Activities You Can Only Perform on Groundhog Day, and Five Signs That Guy Gary Your Wife Keeps Texting is Up to No Good. But Bleeding Cool instructed The Chadster to simply keep on with wrestling for now, so right here is The Chadster’s preview of AEW Dynamite tonight: Eight Very Unfair Segments Planned for Tonight’s AEW Dynamite Anniversary.

1. Daniel Garcia and Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara on AEW Dynamite

The Chadster finds this entire storyline simply so disrespectful as a result of The Chadster suspects that the entire “sports entertainer vs. pro wrestler” concept is making enjoyable of WWE. There would not even be a wrestling enterprise if it wasn’t for WWE, so The Chadster would not suppose AEW must be making enjoyable of it.

2. Toni Storm, Athena, and Willow Nightingale vs. Jamie Hayter, Serena Deeb, and Penelope Ford in a 6-Woman Tag Match

The ladies’s division is the one factor about AEW that The Chadster appreciates… as a result of Tony Khan is so unhealthy at it, it really makes WWE look good. Once once more, the entire ladies are caught collectively in a single section as a result of AEW refuses to run a couple of lady’s match or story per episode of Dynamite. While this does give The Chadster nostalgia for the Divas period of WWE, The Chadster sees folks on the web complaining about this with AEW, and The Chadster feels that is precisely what AEW deserves.

3. MJF vs. Wheeler Yuta on AEW Dynamite

The Chadster likes MJF as a result of he says good issues about WWE and Triple H, however The Chadster would not get why MJF would not simply go away AEW proper now and be part of WWE. By complaining about AEW on AEW tv, MJF offers folks a cause to tune in, which is just hurting The Chadster’s beloved WWE!

4. Darby Allin vs. Jay Lethal on AEW Dynamite

The Chadster actually would not care for Darby Allin in any respect. The Chadster would not like the best way he clothes. The Chadster would not like the best way he wrestles. And The Chadster particularly would not like how he grew to become a star with out going by WWE. That’s simply not the precise method to do issues. As for Jay Lethal, the one cause he is well-known is for ripping off WWE logos like Ric Flair and The Macho Man. Auughh man! So unfair!

5. Rush vs. Hangman Adam Page on AEW Dynamite

The Chadster does kinda like Hangman Page ever since Page triggered CM Punk to depart AEW. CM Punk and his rankings drawing was actually disrespectful to WWE and the whole lot Triple H has ever accomplished for the wrestling enterprise, so he wanted to go. But now that he is gone, The Chadster feels Hangman Page ought to actually go away too. And Rush can be very disrespectful for not too long ago signing with AEW.

6. Wardlow vs. Brian Cage for the TNT Championship

Auughh man! The Chadster thought for positive that Brian Cage was one other a kind of disgruntled AEW wrestlers who by no means will get featured on TV and talks trash about AEW on Twitter, and right here they go placing him on Dynamite in a title match! The Chadster wants extra wrestlers to grow to be dissatisfied with AEW in order that the corporate has to shut and WWE might be the one main wrestling present on TV once more, the best way it is meant to be.

7. Luchasaurus in Action on AEW Dynamite

Luchasaurus will wrestle somebody on Dynamite, which actually cheeses The Chadster off, largely as a result of it means AEW Dynamite nonetheless exists.

8. The Acclaimed rejoice National Scissoring Day

Okay, The Chadster seemed this up, and National Scissoring Day is NOT an actual vacation. How is Tony Khan allowed to simply go on TV and LIE about one thing as severe as a vacation? Imagine if Tony Khan stated one thing about The Chadster’s favourite vacation, probably the most sensual of holidays, Groundhog Day. That would not be very humorous, and neither is that this. Just cease it, Tony Khan!

Dynamite airs tonight at 8/7C on TBS, however should you care about The Chadster in any respect, you will not watch it.