Here are seven insane things that happen in Richard Kelly’s ‘Holes’ screenplay.

Here's a hyperlink to the script, so I'm not kidding.

1. Camp Green Lake is a Military Juvenile Prison Camp largely comprised of orphans and younger offenders from a current nuclear warfare that destroyed most of Texas.

2. The Warden is a person. A spiritual fanatic who has an odd curiosity in Stanley Yelnats and his unstated crime.

3. Stanley and Zero uncover the skeleton of Dr. Pedanski's spouse whereas digging, and return his wedding ceremony ring.

4. Pedanski repays Stanley and Zero by smuggling them out of Camp Green Lake throughout a laundry run. He pays for intercourse employees to entertain them. Stanley loses his virginity in fifteen seconds and will get a pity cuddle.

5. The digging isn't for buried treasure, however for the chain of nuclear detonators that began the primary blast. The 'sparkplug hammers' are implied to be sentient and need to keep buried eternally, as a result of…

6. They conveniently misfire when lastly unearthed by The Warden and Mr. Sir, impaling the villains.

7. Stanley is at Camp Green Lake as a result of he euthanized his sister Rebecca whereas she suffered from radiation poisoning in the weeks following the warfare. The Warden was the soldier who noticed him do it.