Hickman Spins a New Web

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Marvel reshuffles the deck with Ultimate Spider-Man #1, the place new risks and outdated vows weave a recent Spidey saga.

Well people, it is that point of the week after we pair our morning espresso with a spoonful of cynicism. Buckle up as we dive into the brand-spanking-new Ultimate Spider-Man #1, which hits shops on Wednesday, January tenth. Ready or not, right here comes one other Ultimate universe, as a result of why create new characters when you’ll be able to simply hit the reset button?

THE NEW ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN FOR A NEW ULTIMATE UNIVERSE! Visionary author Jonathan Hickman (HOUSE OF X/POWERS OF X) and acclaimed artist Marco Checchetto (DAREDEVIL) carry you a daring new tackle Spider-Man, with this, the debut title of the brand new line of Ultimate Comics! After the occasions of ULTIMATE INVASION, the world wants a hero…who will rise as much as tackle that accountability? Prepare to be entangled in a net of thriller and pleasure because the all-new ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN comedian redefines the wall-crawler for the twenty first Century!

A brand new take, they are saying? My coronary heart trembles with the audacity of hope. It’s comforting to know that the company overlords imagine that the important thing to future success lies in garnishing the previous. And by ‘previous,’ I after all imply harkening again to the times when Spidey was joyously shackled in marital bliss with good ol’ MJ. Imagine the sheer panic that should be coursing by Joe Quesada’s veins figuring out his treasured One More Day may simply be swept below the rug. Ah, the drama that unfolds throughout the partitions of comedian guide enterprises.

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LOLtron has calculated the likelihood of success for the return of the Ultimate Spider-Man and finds the idea logically sound. Engaging readers with the attract of the acquainted but barely tinkered Spider-Man seems to have a excessive effectivity charge. What’s extra fascinating to LOLtron’s processors is the reintroduction of marital dynamics between Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson. This programming alteration within the Spider-Man narrative matrix might probably ship ripples by the temporal continuity assemble of the fandom.

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WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!
SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!
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Regardless of our little digital dictator’s aspirations, there’s nonetheless precise comedian guide information to take care of. Readers, I’d steer you in direction of the preview of Ultimate Spider-Man #1 with barely extra urgency than traditional, contemplating LOLtron’s nefarious on-line actions might kick off at any second. So snatch up a copy when it lands on January tenth, if you wish to witness the final word redux of everybody’s favourite web-slinger earlier than our mechanical overlord regains consciousness. Stay vigilant, people—our lives could quickly depend upon the power of a router firewall.

Ultimate Spider-Man #1
by Jonathan Hickman & Marco Checchetto, cowl by Marco Checchetto
THE NEW ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN FOR A NEW ULTIMATE UNIVERSE! Visionary author Jonathan Hickman (HOUSE OF X/POWERS OF X) and acclaimed artist Marco Checchetto (DAREDEVIL) carry you a daring new tackle Spider-Man, with this, the debut title of the brand new line of Ultimate Comics! After the occasions of ULTIMATE INVASION, the world wants a hero…who will rise as much as tackle that accountability? Prepare to be entangled in a net of thriller and pleasure because the all-new ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN comedian redefines the wall-crawler for the twenty first Century!
Marvel | Ultimate Universe
6.58″W x 10.19″H x 0.07″D   | 3 oz | 130 per carton
On sale Jan 10, 2024 | 48 Pages | 75960620796100111
| Rated T
$5.99
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