What’s your greatest relationship horror story? Kristin Cavallari may need you beat!
On Tuesday’s all new episode of her Let’s Be Honest podcast, she recounts the story of a really horrible espresso date — through which the man full-on bought arrested! Right in the midst of the date! Innerestingly this was just a few days in the past — however we’ll get again to that in a second.
The date didn’t start particularly auspiciously, as she remembers this man, somebody she used to this point, establishing the assembly together with her after which NOT SHOWING UP:
“Sunday, I had agreed to go meet someone that I dated for coffee. And I’m like, ‘Hey, I’m two minutes away.’ No response. I get to the coffee shop. I call him. 9 a.m. I’m all, ‘Hey, I’m here.’ He answers all disheveled, like, ‘Oh my God. My alarm didn’t go off.’ I’m like, ‘F**k you. I hate you.’”
Yeah, not a great begin in any respect! LOLz! She continued:
“But I waited like a f**king idiot. Twenty minutes [go] by, and he walks in. And he’s like, ‘Oh my God, sorry. I was up until 5:30, had friends over. We were drinking all night.’”
That would already be a crimson flag for us, him being so thoughtless staying up all evening consuming after they already had a date deliberate. We imply, if he needs to hold with mates, tremendous, however name a woman to cancel for those who clearly aren’t going to make it! But she was a trooper and stayed, and so they ordered espresso.
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But then one thing scary occurred. A cop got here up and began questioning them! He requested in the event that they’d arrived to the espresso store collectively:
“By the way, [UNNAMED DATE] is not saying anything. So, I’m standing there, like, ‘No, we didn’t drive together.’”
The cop pulled her ex out of the cafe and began “patting” him down! She couldn’t imagine it:
“Next thing you know, the handcuffs go on. I’m like, ‘What the f**k is going on?’”
Then three extra cops confirmed up and put the ex — whom she does NOT title, btw — into the squad automobile. She lastly requested what the heck was occurring, why he was being arrested, and a cop instructed her:
“There was a report of a hit-and-run down the street, and he matches the description of the guy.”
Whoa! Did her date actually drive hungover to see her and hit somebody — then depart the scene to get espresso?! She had no thought if she’d ever discover out! She remembers pondering:
“Damn, I’m not going to know the full story for a long time. Great, that’s my Sunday morning.”
But the subsequent morning, she says, she woke as much as a voicemail from the man saying, “Just got out of jail. That was crazy. Wow.” Like it was “just another day” for him! And he instructed her he would nonetheless prefer to get espresso together with her!
“He was totally downplaying this like it’s nothing. I wake up, send him a voice note, like, ‘What happened? Did you get a DUI? Did you lose your license? What happened?’”
The man defined he had hit a pole. He was nonetheless drunk from the evening earlier than and blew “over the limit” on a Breathalyzer. She bought much more data when the story got here out on-line! See, it seems her ex is a little bit of a celeb himself! It was comic Jeff Dye! That’s proper, for those who already learn THAT story, you in all probability had no thought he was on his option to meet Kristin! Cray!
Anyway, the police report of his DUI hit the web, so she did get the complete story! And she couldn’t imagine how flippantly he was treating it:
“The disconnect is so unbelievable. Also, came out in the police report he didn’t hit a pole, he hit a f**king tree. The whole thing is like, oh my God.”
Oh no! Suffice to say, she didn’t go for one more espresso date with him! See the complete story — PLUS one other wild one about having a one-evening stand with an Australian rugby participant the evening earlier than (under)!
What would YOU do in case your date bought arrested in entrance of you, Perezcious readers? Would it depend upon the crime? Or is that an instantaneous dealbreaker??
[Image via Let’s Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari/YouTube/Brian To/WENN.]
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