This week on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, certainly one of our women might be a trip crasher. Lisa will even lose a treasured and really costly piece of jewellery. Let us crash their Barbie-pink confection of a trip, lets?
Meredith and Lisa are assembly up for a stroll — however solely Lisa seems to be like she is sporting strolling sneakers and correct athleisure put on. She assures Lisa she will stroll in her heeled boots, satin pants, and Cookie Monster jacket. Come on, Mer, how gauche! Meredith begins by telling Lisa they each made errors and stated some issues that have been unkind. Lisa admits her hot-mic second was not her proudest second however most sincere, however she is keen to let down her guard for individuals on this order: signed an NDA, John, legal professionals with a retainer — and Meredith whereas sporting horse blinders. They hug it out, so we’ll see if these two former besties can play properly with one another.
Heather is assembly Whitney on the sizzling springs, and Heather is consuming the water like it’s buttered popcorn taste. Whitney desires to know why Angie was on the final get-together. Heather appears like Angie is a flip-flopper by befriending Lisa, which irks Heather. Lisa advised the opposite women to not inform Heather about Jack happening his mission. Heather doesn’t see Lisa as a real Mormon together with her consuming and the way she lives her life. Whitney has concluded that Heather shouldn’t be involving herself in Jack’s non secular decisions, particularly since she wrote a e book referred to as Bad Mormon! Side observe: I’m not body-shaming Heather, however I’d by no means movie a washing swimsuit scene subsequent to Whitney whereas I’m slurping popcorn water!
Meredith shares that she and Seth have been spending extra time collectively and dealing on taint play within the tub. She admits they’ve had challenges over the past 30 years. Meredith and Seth have determined to do a podcast on relationships, and I simply obtained irritated with this revelation. R.I.P. RB podcast… She shares that she has been invited by a Drag Queen named Trixie Mattel to her motel/resort in Palm Springs, and he or she sees it as a possibility to have a ladies’ journey.
Angie’s poodle Celia has a sizzling pink tail, paws, and ears. Who would try this to their poor canine? She admits she fell in love together with her good-looking husband Shawn when he styled her hair. Angie picked one since that will be superior to have somebody to do your hair at your beck and name. They now personal 12 salons and are pleased with their daughter, Elektra. Angie has identified Heather since highschool, and you’ll inform already that they’ve a unique notion of their previous relationship. She believes that Heather has modified since she joined this present and obtained an even bigger head figuratively and actually through the years.
Monica and her mother Linda are chatting whereas they’re making swaddles for her Brea Baby line. She was raised within the Mormon church, however she struggles with the foundations of the church. Monica asks her mother for assist when she goes on her ladies’ journey to Palm Springs. Linda isn’t too excited to have this accountability when she has 4 children. Monica believes that she is out of this group’s league, and he or she purchased a Louis Vuitton bag so she will slot in. She must faux it till she makes it similar to the opposite girls do! Monica has no reminiscence of her dad, who left dwelling when she was younger for a male lover. Side observe: It is refreshing for a Housewife to confess they can not compete with the opposite women and their supposed riches.
Whitney, Justin, Angie, and John are having dinner collectively, and it looks like this scene might be a sleep fest. Angie mentions that her 11-year-old daughter and their canine sleep with them. She is in ache from the snowball combat, and we get a replay of the scene, which is quite humorous. Whitney mentions the desert journey, and Angie lets her know that she was not invited by Meredith. She is concerned that the theme of this occasion is about staff constructing and now they’re excluding somebody. Whitney desires Angie to be her plus one, so you realize that is going to be a degree of rivalry with Heather and Meredith.
Monica is assembly Heather to purchase some garments for his or her journey. Heather is telling Monica that she is joyful that Angie isn’t invited to Palm Springs. Heather finds Angie to be chatty and jealous. Projecting a lot, expensive Heather? Heather finds what Angie stated about her and Jen to be so egregious that she can not belief her. Barbie scissor-kicks, actually? They agree that it’s best that you do not need to imagine she is responsible by affiliation particularly since Monica has already tell us she was Jen’s assistant. Monica then proudly shares that she was f*cking her brother-in-law for 18 months and was excommunicated. She was shunned by everybody and had an enormous scarlet letter on her. The brother-in-law was held innocent, which made her extra rebellious. Monica determined to go full-on thong and head to Vicky Secrets and cargo up on 30 thongs. No extra granny panties for Monica!
Mary calls the resort to seek out out if they’ve room service. She doesn’t do locations that don’t carry Dom. Mary is anxious this isn’t a resort however a MOTEL. Ms. Cosby is vetting this place and isn’t in any respect impressed.
Heather, whereas in her lavatory stall, is now filming Lisa lose her shit, however not in the bathroom — let me be clear. Lisa has misplaced her $60k ring, which was a present from John. She tell us in her ITM that this can be a BIG ring with emerald-shaped diamonds. Meredith is being buddy to Lisa by crawling round on a public restroom ground trying to find Lisa’s ring. Heather is having fun with Lisa’s angst by snickering about it within the stall, which is frankly simply not good regardless that Lisa may be unbearable together with her materials possessions. She is apprehensive that that is the worst factor that would occur, particularly to Lisa who will NEVER shut up about it all the journey. Mary, in her ITM, questions the worth of the ring because it didn’t look that spectacular to her.
Lisa stories her misplaced ring to safety. We discover out that Whitney isn’t touring with the group as a result of she is dragging her plus one together with her — unbeknownst to the opposite girls. Lisa retains droning on in regards to the ring being such a sentimental piece and he or she should name her staff of 30 legal professionals to get recommendation — simply kidding on that one. Mary looks like she simply ate a lemon and can’t wait to flee this Sprinter van. She is sick of being in transit with these ladies and listening to Lisa whine about her foolish bauble and folks dropping low-cost meals crumbs on her.
Whitney is aware of she is poking the Mer-Bear by bringing Angie to the motel, however she thinks they are going to all be shocked. Whitney and Angie arrive on the motel first, which jogs my memory of the Barbie-land within the film with all of the pinkness. She knew Trixie earlier than, and he or she got here to mark her territory, they usually get the grand tour from Trixie. She would really like the most effective and largest room, however she is aware of the Hostess Mer might be peeved if she takes it. Angie ought to have introduced her canine Celia to this motel since she would have blended in with the surroundings and will have floated across the pool on a pink raft!
Meredith, who clearly doesn’t have a mirror in her chalet rental together with her outfits this episode, arrives on the pink confection of a resort. Whitney and Angie see them coming in and can’t wait to shock them! We must wait till subsequent week to see how this performs out. Have an exquisite Wednesday, Blurbers!
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