Every yr presently, we marvel on the many artistic methods baseball gamers discover to make an look on the ever-popular Strange But True Injuries of the Year leaderboard.
So we’d like to thank this yr’s baseball inhabitants for … cooking breakfast … taking part in the piano … and doing their finest to get out and in of their lodge lavatory safely. But you realize what’s particularly superb? None of these mishaps even topped this record!
Really? Yes, actually. So right here they arrive, the Strangest But Truest Injuries of 2023.
First prize: Eye confess!
We at all times award Injury of the Year bonus factors to guys who handle to get damage whereas they’re already damage. So right here’s to Rays aid warrior Pete Fairbanks, who couldn’t even cowl up the Giannis imitation that received him into this mess.
When Fairbanks met with the Rays’ media delegation in June after returning from a stint on the injured record with hip irritation, he introduced a dazzling black eye with him — and one of the nice How I Did This tales of the twenty first century.
Turns out this might occur to you, too, in the event you attempt dunking in your 3-year-old within the pool.
“I pulled the pool basketball hoop down onto my face after dunking on a 3-year-old,” Fairbanks confessed, “to kind of teach him an early lesson in life that, when you’re in the paint, you cannot be caught unawares underneath the rim.”
To which we are able to solely hope his son stated: Send it in, Jerome!
Second prize: It’s all of the alarm clock’s fault!
Yusei Kikuchi actually wants his Z’s. (Rich Storry / USA Today)
We’ve at all times thought of Blue Jays starter Yusei Kikuchi as a sleeping big.
Little did we all know!
Why did he make an early exit from a nice September begin at Yankee Stadium? Because he cramped up, he stated, after getting “only” 11 hours’ sleep — as opposed to his ordinary 12 to 14 hours. So he might not lead the league in shutouts. But what the heck. You have to love his possibilities of main the league in shuteye. And if that is a sleep aim of yours, T-shirts can be found!
Third prize: When you (and your again) have gotta go
When Diamondbacks third baseman Evan Longoria strained his again final July, he was supposed to miss solely a week or so. So why did it flip into three weeks? Because, by his account, he aggravated his again getting up off the toilet in a lodge lavatory in San Francisco.
So you thought making outs may very well be hazardous to a baseball participant’s profession, huh? Watch out for the outhouse!
Fourth prize: There goes his stroll ratio
Tony Gonsolin walks off the mound, efficiently, throughout a begin in July. (Jerome Miron / USA Today)
Need extra proof that almost all spring coaching drills are overrated? Dodgers pitcher Tony Gonsolin headed off to a routine fielding drill throughout spring coaching final March — and received by way of the fielding half fantastic. Turns out it was his exit technique that he ought to have been engaged on.
He tripped strolling off the sector, sprained his ankle and missed the primary 4 weeks of the season. But was all of it price it? He didn’t make an error all season!
Fifth prize: They had lots of time to be an excellent larger dad
Finally, there have been so many nice moments in fatherhood this season … that led to not-so-great moments in attempting to make it onto the sector … so we’re rounding them up right here. If their households print this and body it, it ought to make for a beautiful Father’s Day reward.
• Giants pitcher Anthony DeSclafani fractured his toe … taking part in the piano together with his son!
• Adam Wainwright burned his finger … cooking breakfast for his son!
• Josh Donaldson sliced his thumb … whereas assembling a toy for his daughter!
All that appears troublesome. But hey, at the least they didn’t attempt dunking on their youngsters within the pool.
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(Top photograph of Pete Fairbanks: Patrick Smith / Getty Images)
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