Well, that is awkward…
Now that he’s been elected House Speaker, Representative Mike Johnson is discovering there’s just a bit extra scrutiny positioned on the individual three steps away from the presidency. But perhaps as a substitute of a highlight, the press ought to have introduced a blacklight??
The Republican from Louisiana enjoys his public picture as an upstanding, squeaky clear household man, however he could have inadvertently outed himself as what’s typically known as, nicely, a dang-ass freak.
Johnson doesn’t need you to see it anymore, however in a dialog on the Cypress Baptist Church in Louisiana final yr, he defined he has “accountability software” put in on his pc and telephone. He defined in a now-unlisted video on YouTube:
“It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it.”
The program, known as Covenant Eyes, displays your on-line exercise to be sure to don’t use porn. And he’s not utilizing it alone. He mentioned he and his teenage son Jack each have the software program put in! And they monitor each other’s utilization! Well, that’s simply creepy… He mentioned:
“It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.”
Let’s be completely clear, he was bragging about this. Showing what an incredible, clear man and accountable dad he’s. But frankly, nicely…
Look, it’s type of like getting right into a date’s automobile and seeing a kind of breathalyzers — the type the place the automobile gained’t begin except you show your blood alcohol content material. It’s a purple flag. Because who wants that? PEOPLE WITH A DUI!
That breathalyzer isn’t proof the individual doesn’t have a ingesting downside, it’s a certain signal they do have an issue. And this sort of software program ought to be a giant purple flag that Mike has some points.
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Speaking of which, did the identify Covenant Eyes ring a bell, btw? It did for us. And after a number of moments we realized the place we’d heard it earlier than. It’s the identical accountability software program Josh Duggar had put in on his telephone and pc! Remember? At some level after he obtained busted in 2015, not simply a ton of porn but additionally discovering dishonest companions on Ashley Madison, he needed to get the accountability software program put in to ship studies to his spouse Anna.
Josh Duggar, y’all! THAT’S the one different individual we’ve ever heard of utilizing this software program. Need any extra proof this ought to be thought of a purple effing flag??
Here’s the proof btw:
COMPROMISE ALERT: Speaker Mike Johnson makes use of software program Covenant Eyes (realized about at a Promise Keepers retreat) that scans all his digital gadgets & offers a weekly report an “accountability partner” his 17 yr outdated son (so mainly do not watch porn or your son/dad will know????) pic.twitter.com/SSWpB9IIDB
— Receipt Maven (@receiptmaven) October 31, 2023
There are a pair issues right here with the Speaker of the House utilizing this software program.
First, there’s a really actual safety concern. Everything this man does on his telephone and pc is monitored by a non-public firm? Who can see this? What’s their safety like?? Foreign powers attempt to hack and compromise us on a regular basis as of late, this looks as if a very overt breach.
The different? Listen, we’re not within the enterprise of yucking yums or kink-shaming, and web porn may hardly be thought of kinky even. It’s simply fairly regular at this level. The downside? The unfortunately-named-at-this-particular-moment Johnson is the type of Christian who believes everybody else ought to adhere to his beliefs. He’s towards abortion, clearly. But he’s even towards contraception. Yeah.
Not solely that, he and his spouse are firmly towards LGBT rights. We imply, mainly their entire existence. They apparently assume simply being homosexual is a sin and thus help conversion remedy. We discovered final week Kelly Johnson‘s counseling service equates gay sex to bestiality. They’re THOSE forms of Christians.
So to seek out out he’s the type of man who has accountability software program put in on his pc? The hypocrisy, that’s the difficulty. Just admit intercourse is a standard, pure a part of the human expertise! Stop attempting to carry everybody to bizarre puritanical requirements you don’t even assume YOU can stay as much as and not using a digital ankle monitor!
[Image via Fox News/20th Century Studios/YouTube.]
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