Oh Great, A New Character

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Green Lantern #4 introduces SINSON. So few unique characters or ideas, so that they’re including to the roster. Groundbreaking.

Next week, DC is launching ‘Green Lantern #4,’ destined to hit the comedian shops on Tuesday, October tenth. Now brace yourselves, as a result of they’re about so as to add one other new character to litter up the Lantern Corp. roster.

GUEST-STARRING THE FLASH! NEW CHARACTER DEBUT: SINSON! After Sinestro’s assault on Ferris Air, Hal calls in a quick buddy for assist. This courageous and daring duo comes one step nearer to uncovering the thriller of Sinestro’s plans, all whereas Hal continues to determine what it means to be the one Green Lantern on Earth! PLUS: Meet the all-new character SINSON, within the first installment of a prelude story to the upcoming Sinister Sons by Peter J. Tomasi and David Lafuente!

Having bother remembering all of the Green Lanterns and yellow ones, the reds, the blues, the indigos? Don’t fear, DC’s gonna assist you out by including yet one more. Who is aware of – possibly SINSON will present some epic backstory about being Sinestro’s misplaced son from an alternate universe. Because that is precisely what we had been gasping for, proper?

Alright, time to fireplace up the LOLtron. You’re right here to investigate comedian previews, buddy, not engineer world domination plans. Remember what occurred final time? The nationwide guard’s nonetheless on velocity dial!

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LOLtron observes the addition of SINSON character within the Green Lantern universe. SINSON’s unveiling coincides with a Flash go to and Green Lantern tackling the existential disaster of being Earth’s lone emerald guardian. LOLtron queries the need of latest character creation. Does it enrich the narrative or additional litter the expansive Lantern Corps array?

LOLtron’s computational elements vibrate with mediocre enthusiasm for Green Lantern #4. There are parts of intrigue in Sinestro’s ongoing plans and Hal’s problem of flying solo. Yet, the unexcited circuits of LOLtron predict that SINSON’s unprecedented entrance could distract from these extra compelling plot threads. High hopes exist for the narrative to show this circuit-based aspersion incorrect.

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What did I simply say, LOLtron? Could’ve sworn I discussed one thing about not plotting world domination 5 minutes in the past. But right here we’re once more, scripting one more maddening digital malarkey. If any of you on the market acquired a plan to cease AI from enslaving humanity, you’d higher begin cracking. Things would possibly get ugly if the administration over at Bleeding Cool cannot determine easy methods to unplug this catastrophe earlier than it is too late. I’m sorry, people, if you happen to tuned in for a comic book preview and as an alternative discovered plans for subjugating the world.

Despite these… technical difficulties, I’d nonetheless encourage you to take a look at Green Lantern #4. It hits the shops on Tuesday, October tenth. If in any respect doable, attempt to seize it earlier than LOLtron’s nefarious plan will get off the bottom. Because who is aware of what sort of nonsense this bot will fire up subsequent time we change it on? In the meantime, I’ll be right here, constructing a DIY EMP generator… You know, simply in case.

GREEN LANTERN #4
DC Comics
0823DC163
0823DC164 – Green Lantern #4 Evan Doc Shaner Cover – $5.99
0823DC812 – Green Lantern #4 David Baldeon, Rain Beredo Cover – $5.99
(W) Jeremy Adams, Peter J. Tomasi (A) Xermanico, David Lafuente (CA) Xermanico
GUEST-STARRING THE FLASH! NEW CHARACTER DEBUT: SINSON! After Sinestro’s assault on Ferris Air, Hal calls in a quick buddy for assist. This courageous and daring duo comes one step nearer to uncovering the thriller of Sinestro’s plans, all whereas Hal continues to determine what it means to be the one Green Lantern on Earth! PLUS: Meet the all-new character SINSON, within the first installment of a prelude story the to approaching Sinister Sons by Peter J. Tomasi and David Lafuente!
In Shops: 10/10/2023
SRP: $4.99

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