And that is the place the plot thickens. For the following 4 days, groups will transfer on, groups will meet the sword, and the drama ramps as much as 11. I’m right here to be your area coyote for it!
Game of the day
Ecuador 1 – 2 Senegal
As U.S. followers discovered the toughest approach, when you’ve a recreation the place one group solely wants a draw and the opposite wants a win, it’s higher for storytelling functions if the group that should win scores first. Because then only a single aim can swing feelings fully the opposite approach and again once more, and the group within the lead now has to steadiness defending with searching for a second to clinch it.
Senegal received the primary aim, and deservedly so when Ismaila Sarr was fouled after which proceeded to bury the penalty. Senegal had Ecuador below their thumb for the entire half, because the latter struggled to determine out play for a tie with out PLAYING FOR A TIE. They solely managed two blocked Enner Valencia photographs within the first half.
But then Ecuador made two subs at half, received on the entrance foot far more, Moises Caicedo equalized off a nook, making the most of Senegal having a person on the road to simply loiter behind the pack going for the preliminary header off a nook to bury the second ball.
And that is the place that steadiness, that heart-down-to-your-ankles feeling kicks in. Because within the midst of making an attempt to determine out play the remainder of the match, Kalidou Koulibaly scored off one other second ball off a nook, a real captain’s aim that he lashed into the web.
And that is the place the World Cup is particular, because it’s the one match that may swing you from ecstasy to despair or within the different path instantly like this. Ecuador had been clearly shellshocked and by no means actually had it. In some methods it’s worse than holding on and giving it up within the final minute. By solely getting a glimpse of going via for simply two minutes, having it snatched away earlier than they might even see the entire form of it left them in a stupor. They solely had three photographs after going behind, and by no means appeared like they might tie it up. Having two monumental occasions that spring up the alternative feelings occur so shortly collectively paralyzed them, as it might to anybody. How do you come to phrases with going behind once more once you haven’t even had time to return to phrases with the brand new state of the match after you’ve tied it?
Senegal are full worth for advancing, having just about pinned the Dutch to nothing for many of that match and fully nullifying Ecuador for probably the most half. They shall be a problem for England.
Other outcomes
Holland 2 – 0 Qatar
This was a match that occurred. The Dutch haven’t been spectacular in any of their matches, however didn’t should be to lastly put the entire waste-of-time hosts out of their and our distress. The second gear the Oranje have been caught in was greater than sufficient for this one.
USA 1 – 0 Iran
We clearly have a ton on this one already.
England 3 – 0 Wales
This one wasn’t way more of an occasion than the Holland-Qatar workers assembly, and Wales weren’t actually any extra spectacular than Qatar for the match. England had been in a position to rotate their lineup to start out a bit, after which lots all through the match. The first half was principally a funeral dirge, till England received bored within the second half and determined to have Marcus Rashford scorch the Welsh protection along with his pace.
Goal of the day
Come on…
Let’s eulogize the departed
Wales and Qatar – Oh they received it! Wales and Qatar! They ate it! Way approach too unhealthy! They received it! Wales and Qatar! (that’s a bit Sleater-Kinney joke for all you beautiful individuals).
Ecuador – They ought to have overwhelmed The Dutch however couldn’t discover a winner and received their chins above the bar for simply an immediate earlier than crashing to Earth. They will doubtless be again, as a majority of the squad was below 25 and Ecuador has been one of many hotbeds of growth currently. But it’s a lesson in that in a brief match, you higher win the video games you dominate, as they did in opposition to the Netherlands. With Qatar being so horrible, everybody received a free spot on the bingo card and the pattern for everybody was down to simply two video games. Ecuador, fairly merely, didn’t rating sufficient whereas doing most all the pieces else proper.
Iran – I might like to landing dance on Carlos Quieroz ending up on his ass once more, simply as he did within the AFCON, simply as he did in African qualifying, as a result of he’s one of many final true authors of sufferball that’s such a chore to observe. Hopefully extra nations will transfer on from the Quieroz kind and try and play their approach out of the group stage as a substitute of simply making an attempt to repel, repel, repel. But restricted groups will at all times assume that is their surest strategy to gaining factors in a bunch stage, and due to that managers like Quieroz will nonetheless have jobs.
But the Iranian gamers shall be missed, who risked a lot on this match. Their no-selling their very own anthem within the first recreation reportedly received their families back home threatened. They confirmed everybody what place sports activities can maintain in a society, and gave extra oxygen to the protests and actions again house that may hopefully writer important change there. They took on excess of simply making an attempt to get Iran to the Round of 16 for the primary time, which is greater than sufficient stress for any participant. Applause to them.
Did Alexi Lalas say something silly?
He was positively feeling his oats at halftime, claiming Iran “wanted no part of this game,” given the way in which that they had sat again and tried to defend and created nothing. Which makes one marvel if Lalas had watched Iran or a Quieroz-led group play earlier than. But would it not make any distinction if Lalas truly watched another video games?
Also his energy rankings bit day by day is a Geneva Convention violation.
Did VAR fuck something up?
Boy we positive thought it was going to with the handball on Shaq Moore or the late penalty shout on Carter-Vickers, didn’t we? But neither had been wherever near being value a glance, and fortunately we didn’t get the one ref within the sales space having a foul day who simply needed to fuck shit up. Phew.
Did Qatar fuck something up?
More tales of fans with rainbow attire being detained earlier than in the end being let go, which simply smacks of doing it to do it as a result of all the safety should know the way this ends by now. They simply need to harass followers now.
Anything else?
THE FUCKIN’ YANKS ARE MOVIN’ ON!!!!!!
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