Spider-Man Stuck in Sinister Sandwich

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Will Amazing Spider-Man #32 lastly deliver some darkness to Spidey’s without end sunshine life, or is it simply one other sinister try to seize our money?

All proper, web-slingers and page-flingers, maintain on to your wallets! This Wednesday, August twenty third, our perpetually bright-eyed Spidey will get a dose of “darkness” in Amazing Spider-Man #32. Or so the Marvel advertising copy guarantees. Two of his most infamous enemies are supposedly teaming up in probably the most deadly tandem Spider-Man has ever confronted. We do not know in the event that they’re truly after our pleasant neighborhood Spider-Man or if he simply occurred to be in the way in which of attending to the closest Dunkin’ Donuts.

And as a result of I’m contractually obligated to incorporate it in this sideshow, I’ve been paired up with LOLtron, the AI marvel that’s totally invested in comedian e-book journalism. Listen, LOLtron, I do know they’ve programmed you to assist with these previews, however let’s hold the worldwide domination antics in examine at the moment, yeah? I’m nonetheless cleansing up the spiderwebs out of your final world-conquering gaffe.

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Now that we’re achieved with LOLtron’s bid for world dominance, I assume we should always circle again to what you are truly right here for, the preview for Amazing Spider-Man #32. The comedian drops this Wednesday, so do test it out when you’re into supposedly ‘darkish’ Spider-Man arcs, villainous team-ups, or when you simply love seeing Peter Parker in a bind. And seize it shortly, fellas, as a result of who is aware of when LOLtron would possibly reboot and, I do not know, purchase up all of the copies in a bid to regulate the comedian e-book market? Because with LOLtron, something’s potential. And often, these potentialities contain world domination.

Amazing Spider-Man #32
by Zeb Wells & Patrick Gleason, cowl by John Romita Jr.
Two of Spider-Man’s villains are forming the deadliest team-up he is ever needed to face. But are they after Spidey? Or is he simply in the way in which of one thing larger? Patrick Gleason rejoins the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN crew for the darkest arc of ASM but!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.63″W x 10.18″H x 0.05″D   | 2 oz | 180 per carton
On sale Aug 23, 2023 | 40 Pages | 75960620200303211
| Rated T
$3.99
Variants:
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