Another Sunday, one other probability to share our favourite Quotes of the Week from the small display.
In the record under, we’ve gathered greater than a dozen of tv’s most memorable sound bites from the previous seven days, together with moments each scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming collection.
This time round, we’ve received some extremely bizarre phrases of knowledge from Party Down‘s Constance, a strong argument in favor of New York City’s subway system on Station 19, a bit too a lot private info shared on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip and Kensi’s appreciation for a sure ’90s rom-com on NCIS: Los Angeles.
Also featured on this week’s roundup: double doses of Ted Lasso and The Rookie, plus quotable moments from Gotham Knights, The Voice, Superman & Lois and extra exhibits.
Scroll by the record under to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the feedback and inform us if we missed any of your faves!
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STATION 19
“People love to rag on the subway, but let me tell you, even at its worst, it is not this bad. The casual morning masturbator grossly eyeing you across the train is nothing compared to harpooned via Bambi.”
New York sounds higher and higher to a brand new driver (Emma Hunton) who’s had a detailed encounter with a deer
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TED LASSO
“I haven’t been this nervous to play in front of someone since I was in El Chapo’s youth league.”
We’re going to want one of these hypothetical Ted Lasso spinoffs to be a Dani Rojas (Cristo Fernández) origin story
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TED LASSO (Bonus Quote!)
“Hallmark Christmas movies are films where women from the big city fall in love with their childhood crushes. It’s usually some fella that owns a Christmas tree farm. Sometimes he’s also Santa Claus or a prince. They suck, but they’re great. But they also mostly suck. But they’re also kind of great. They’re good with the sound off.”
We couldn’t have described them higher, Ted (Jason Sudeikis)
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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP
“Who gets a period anymore? That’s so 1980s. Like, I haven’t had a period in a decade.”
Marysol is unamused when Leah proclaims that the group’s bullying simply induced her menstruation
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GOTHAM KNIGHTS
“You’re a fugitive now, you’re no longer required to be this boring.”
Duela (Olivia Rose Keegan) nudges Turner to loosen up (and lose the stuffy turtlenecks whereas he’s at it)
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PARTY DOWN
“Well, Roman, if there’s one thing I take away from all of my relationships, marriages, affairs, flings, one-night stands, blindfold parties, coin-flip f—ks, it’s this: Follow your heart.”
Through expertise comes knowledge… no less than for Constance Carmel (Jane Lynch)
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GREY’S ANATOMY
“Do you want me to play you some music? I made you a playlist.”
“For my abortion?”
“You made me one for when I give birth.”
“So different.”
However oddly, Andra (Shein Mompremier) is absolutely there for her good friend Marni (Jessika Van)
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NCIS: LOS ANGELES
“First of all, no joke, that is one of my favorite movies of all time. I love it so much. Second of all: not an ‘oldie.’”
Rosa tells Kensi (Daniela Ruah) and Deeks that she and a boy good friend are going to see an “oldie” referred to as 10 Things I Hate About You
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UP HERE (Episode 1)
“You can’t just move to New York City! This isn’t Muppets Take Manhattan!”
Celeste (Sophia Hammons), one of Lindsay’s pessimistic interior voices, tries to speak her out of her sudden relocation to New York
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THE ROOKIE
“Do I look like a big softie?”
Tim (Eric Winter) begs to vary with Lucy’s declare to the documentary crew
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THE ROOKIE (Bonus Quote!)
“Um, I can’t say that….. Not saying that…. I have no idea what that even means….”
The docu crew asks Nolan (Nathan Fillion) to learn aloud some of the work of Dim aka Jake, the “Shakespeare of sexting”
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THE VOICE
“I really just want to beat Blake. He’s had such tenure here, and it’s his last year, and I think the best way for people to leave a job is, like, losing on their way out.”
Chance the Rapper doesn’t plan to point out Blake Shelton any mercy in his remaining season as a coach
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SUPERMAN & LOIS
“Where are the paperweights?!”
Now that Superman is working at the Smallville Gazette, poor Chrissy (Sofia Hasmik) is left to actually choose up the items each time he whooshes out for an emergency
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