THOR #1 will kick-off the official Age of Roxxon

Roxxon’s takeover of Marvel Comics kicks off with an occasion straight out of Al Ewing’s IMMORTAL THOR. As confirmed in yesterday’s report about what’s taking place with Thor throughout the Roxxon age, the evil mega-corporation will begin to inform its evil grasping personalised model of the titular hero with ROXXON PRESENTS: THOR #1.

The collection is supposed to be a meta-commentary have a look at the evils of a big company entity proudly owning beloved characters and having them function as shallow variations of themselves to protect company pursuits. It’s a state of affairs that sees Minotaur CEO Dario Agger flip Thor into an utter nincompoop, changing the precise hero with an AI-spokesguru named Chad Hammer who goes on, what can solely be described as, the worst/greatest deliberately written drivel I feel ever witnessed inside a Marvel comedian.

To study extra about this meta-parody try Marvel’s official press launch and covers under.

New York, NY— January 25, 2024 — Yesterday, the trade was shook once they discovered that Roxxon Energy Corporation had purchased out Marvel Comics! Their first order of enterprise will be releasing an all-new Thor one-shot this April titled ROXXON PRESENTS: THOR #1, and so they even acquired present IMMORTAL THOR scribe Al Ewing and famous person Marvel artist Greg Land to create it! The one-shot will introduce the all-new ROXXIN’ THOR! Whenever saving the Earth is taken too far, the Roxxin’ Thor will be there to defend massive enterprise and the sanctity of shareholder worth!

This unusual flip of occasions ought to come as no shock to those that have been studying Ewing’s IMMORTAL THOR run. Recent points have proven Roxxon CEO Dario Agger, a.okay.a. the Minotaur, orchestrate a daring plan to convey Thor down by warping the public’s notion of him. And how higher to do this than by proudly owning the rights to his hit 616 comedian e-book collection and exhibiting the world what a buffoon he’s! It’s the Thor followers actually know and love—no ideas, simply muscle groups, a hammer, and 0 hesitation to convey them each down on the most one-dimensional villains ever seen in a comic book e-book—together with anybody that will get in Roxxon’s manner!

Over in IMMORTAL THOR #9, Ewing will proceed his work with artist Ibraim Roberson as they convey in THE ENCHANTRESS! The Son of Odin goes to the company headquarters of Roxxon – to make struggle for the sake of the Earth herself. But his enemies are ready to steal from him the one factor that was Thor’s alone…and so they have crafted the foulest of weapons to do it. This is the story of THE IMMORTAL THOR…and of the lure he can’t escape. And should you didn’t observe any of that, simply try the wonderful cowl by Alex Ross under!

Meanwhile in in the OFFICIAL Thor title offered by Roxxon, meet the Roxxin’ Thor! In his secret id as A.I. spokesguru Chad Hammer, the son of Odin is aware of Mama Gaea is a TOP PRIORITY for heroes AND for enterprise! But when a bunch of insane environmental activists take “saving the Earth” TOO FAR, it’s time to point out them the knowledge on each sides – as Thor! But which God of Evil is prompting the youngsters to insurgent? Could or not it’s…LOKI, GOD OF EVIL??? Featuring an all-star forged of heroes! MINOTAUR! EXECUTIONER! ENCHANTRESS! And the THOR-TRUCK! This is the story of THE ROXXIN’ THOR… and it’s a VITAL half of the “ABSOLUTE ABSOLUTION” MEGA-EVENT!

Here’s what Ewing was compelled to say about this stunning growth: “Roxxon’s hostile takeover of Marvel Comics is the worst thing to happen to the industry in decades just what comic books needed! I was horrified jazzed beyond words when I saw how the so-called Roxxon Entertainment Standards Committee had gutted improved my work, methodically stripping away every iota of poetry, symbolism and metaphor junk no one cares about. The result is a comic that can best be described as an act of unforgivable violence against the medium I love a rollicking good time for the whole family! May God forgive Roxxon, for I never shall! Make Mine Roxxon!”