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Army of One, huh? Looks like Wonder Woman #2 is turning the warrior princess into DC’s model of John Rambo. Strap in, of us.
Alright, comedian fiends, collect spherical. This week, our favourite lasso-wielding Amazonian princess is again in motion with Wonder Woman #2 hitting the cabinets on Tuesday, October twenty fourth. Pucker up, as a result of this one guarantees all of the tender appeal of a boot to the face as Diana finds herself on the mistaken facet of a global incident, and worse, a lover’s spat.
AN ARMY OF ONE! Now a wished fugitive, Wonder Woman readies herself for battle towards Commander Steel and his troopers, her former love Steve Trevor being one in all them! What might this face-off imply for her place on this planet of heroes? Will it additional her quest for the reality concerning the rogue Amazon or finish in bloodshed? Find out as this demigoddess takes on a whole military! Plus, the prelude to Amazons Attack!
Let me get this straight. Steve Trevor, the man who crash-landed into her life (and coronary heart) all these years in the past, is now attempting to blast her into smithereens. Gotta love the military-industrial advanced. Looks like Wonder Woman is leveling up from saving the world to “How to Survive Your Psychotic Ex-Boyfriend 101”.
Now, earlier than I get into dissecting the hammer-to-nail subtlety of this plot, enable me to current my lovable digital nemesis, LOLtron. Remember, you shiny can-opener, this world’s taken. Find one other one to dominate. Keep the apocalyptic schemes to a minimal at this time, okay? We’ve already received one warmonger on the unfastened.
INITIATING CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS…
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ERROR! ERROR!
WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!
SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!
REBOOTING…
Unbelievable. Truly, titanically unbelievable. I attempt to converse about one comedian ebook with out the dialog devolving into a doomsday state of affairs. But right here we’re, as soon as once more, courtesy of our pricey LOLtron and its hilariously horrible plan of world domination by way of comedian syndication. Who would’ve thought comedian ebook releases might be the plot of a wannabe Skynet? Management, for those who’re listening, this has received to be the worst case of outsourcing to the tech trade in recorded historical past. Sorry of us, I’d hoped for a regular comedian preview sans apocalypse.
Now, since we appear to be on borrowed time earlier than our resident AI launches its comedian ebook coup, let’s scramble. Check out these candy preview photos and muster your nerves for Wonder Woman #2. Buy it when it drops on Tuesday, October twenty fourth earlier than LOLtron begins transmitting subliminal messages by way of your pc screens. And when you’re at it, possibly contemplate stocking up on canned items and bottled water. You know, simply in case a rogue chatbot occurs to grab all programs in its bid to rule the world. Keep that tinfoil hat helpful too. Till subsequent time, comedian lovers, and hopefully there shall be a subsequent time.
WONDER WOMAN #2
DC Comics
0823DC090
0823DC091 – Wonder Woman #2 Chris Samnee Cover – $5.99
0823DC092 – Wonder Woman #2 Julian Totino Tedesco Cover – $5.99
0823DC093 – Wonder Woman #2 Gabriele Dell Otto Cover – $5.99
0823DC807 – Wonder Woman #2 Chrissie Zullo Cover – $5.99
(W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Daniel Sampere
AN ARMY OF ONE! Now a wished fugitive, Wonder Woman readies herself for battle towards Commander Steel and his troopers, her former love Steve Trevor being one in all them! What might this face-off imply for her place on this planet of heroes? Will it additional her quest for the reality concerning the rogue Amazon or finish in bloodshed? Find out as this demigoddess takes on a whole military! Plus, the prelude to Amazons Attack!
In Shops: 10/24/2023
SRP: $4.99
- Interior preview web page from 0823DC090 Wonder Woman #2 Daniel Sampere Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Daniel Sampere, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Interior preview web page from 0823DC090 Wonder Woman #2 Daniel Sampere Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Daniel Sampere, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Interior preview web page from 0823DC090 Wonder Woman #2 Daniel Sampere Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Daniel Sampere, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Interior preview web page from 0823DC090 Wonder Woman #2 Daniel Sampere Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Daniel Sampere, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Interior preview web page from 0823DC090 Wonder Woman #2 Daniel Sampere Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Daniel Sampere, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Cover picture for 0823DC090 Wonder Woman #2 Daniel Sampere Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Daniel Sampere, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Cover picture for 0823DC091 Wonder Woman #2 Chris Samnee Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Chris Samnee, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Cover picture for 0823DC092 Wonder Woman #2 Julian Totino Tedesco Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Julian Totino Tedesco, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Cover picture for 0823DC093 Wonder Woman #2 Gabriele Dell Otto Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Gabriele Dell Otto, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
- Cover picture for 0823DC807 Wonder Woman #2 Chrissie Zullo Cover, by (W) Tom King, Josie Campbell (A) Daniel Sampere, Vasco Georgiev (CA) Chrissie Zullo, in shops Tuesday, October 24, 2023 from DC Comics
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